Eddie

A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen

You in months

Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)

by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019

Keegan Eddy

a little marshmallow squid who doesnt know what a treadmill is

have you seen keegan eddy on a treadmill before?
No i havent
FAT SQUID

by 420.clowns June 24, 2022

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019

eddie sexual

Sexual attraction to those named eddie

Y’all, i think i’m eddie sexual!
Yeah, i just really like people called eddie!

by eddie’s husband December 15, 2021

eddies

Edibles.

These are what your non-smoker friends use when they wanna get baked or when you just wanna get really really high.

Guy: yoooo bro we taking eddies today?
Friend: yeah bro i got some brownies you gotta try

by obama6969699 February 3, 2022

eddie

a guy with a stache

did you meet eddie yesterday?

yeah, was he the guy with the mustache?

by anonymous December 28, 2021

eddi

The area that people want to congregate and have a good time. The place you want to be. Or your house.

Dude there is a party at my eddi tonight!

by John Thikman March 14, 2024