papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.

CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.

by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011

Smurf

To have sex.

Beth smurfed Rio.

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021

Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015

Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.

Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.

by Unsmoked April 24, 2023

Smurfed

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011