Sam Badnell

unwanted underfed pet. lives off of his own mucus. eats ham and is a fish. always ginger.

hey look its Sam Badnell. retard alert!

by rimmeforasausage May 20, 2019

Sam's Wood

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.

"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM

by keeperofthewood August 30, 2011

Sam Fuld

The flying outfielder of the Tampa Bay Rays. Once said to have created the universe, he is now retired from being supreme overlord of Earth and robs hits in his spare time.

-Did you see that catch by Sam Fuld?
-Not surprising, the ball knows where to go by now.

by RaysFan94 April 15, 2011

Sam Garber

Telling one of the best players on your team to switch positions with you so you can score but end up Missing the empty net that would have got the team into overtime and been his first and only goal in his hockey career.

Pvi would have won and got rings if Sam Garber hadn’t pulled a Sam Garber.

by PVI HOCKEY February 12, 2019

Sam Adams

The finest American Beer, and my write-in for president

I drank a sixxer of Sam during the Pats game

by Ben December 14, 2004

Sam Dance

A dance that can only be preformed whilst being drunk.

Normally one goes into a half squat while thrusting hips in every general direction. The arms must be held limp in front of the body and moved in a pendulum like manner. Slow steps may also be taken to move around the dance floor.

Look at Sam doing the Sam Dance.

by Braderoar May 30, 2008

Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny

Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!

by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010