Mars

Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking, handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect

:why are you always smiling?
:Because of my Mars

by Nygazuki March 7, 2022

med mar

The street term for "medical marijuana".

James: Hey bro, you wanna head down to the dispensary to pick up some more "med mar"?

Matt: Yeah man. Great idea! I'm almost out of "med mar" and my glaucoma is pretty bad.

by MrPanda178 November 4, 2014

Mars

Mars is humanity’s best chance to survive an extinction event.

Human survival on Mars would require living in artificial Mars habitats with complex life-support systems. Water and food production being the primary concerns.

As we switch our focus from the moon to Mars, we must treat the former as the launching pad and the latter as the final destination.

by Nmo.patman February 28, 2021

Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

mars

mars is a beautiful and cunning man, his intellect and beauty charms all.

I wish I was mars, he's so dreamy

by gglockies August 16, 2023

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024