Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

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Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019

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Steak sandwichy

Farting the smell of a freshly cooked steak sandwich

“Hey undies get a whiff of this”
“That smells a bit steak sandwichy”

by Fartergilbert January 15, 2023

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Steak Sauce

Meaning that something is top notch, premium, excellent, the best, extraordinary or top of the line. A-1.

“Oh man that movie was Steak Sauce!”

“That catch for a touchdown was steak sauce!”

by Rumdaddy September 15, 2020

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steak sabre

The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.

"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"

by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013

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