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county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Main Spreader

A person who started to spread a Rumour about someone else and make people to believe it and they help spread the rumour.
It took 17 days for the victim to figure out the main spreader of a terrible Rumour about him.
by Salt0727 October 21, 2018
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jdyess spread

Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!
by Jdyess February 17, 2019
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liquid spread

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
dawg i just caused a liquid spread

There might be some liquid spread in my polos
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019
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No spread

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.

Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019
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Covirt spreader

Asymptomic COVID 19 patient that spreads the severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)
She was a covirt spreader. She was not aware she had COVID 19 and spread the disease to those around her.
by Old_Doctor April 9, 2020
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