Sperm assult

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.

Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!

by capt a April 4, 2009

Spermaid

A Spermaid is a person who has intercourse with males often enough to be considered living in sperm.

"I heard she sleeps around."
"Wow, she's such a Spermaid."

by MayhexxGT August 6, 2016

spern

spern

unknowingly shoot your cum all over someone in larger than normal quantities of semen
the amount of jizz produced is a surprise to the person cumming and to the person being sperned on

unexpectedly Cum a bucket worth of jizz all over something or someone without knowing your producing so much
you finally open your eyes or notice after wards and are surprised at what a huge mess you just made.

I was just watching a porn video with my girlfriend when her best friend walked in and I sperned all over both of them with out warning.

my gf was covered head to toe from my spern last night

by axxxlerod November 11, 2017

sperm

tiny white ninjas that can make ur life living hell when it reaches its destination.

Dog sperm tastes like ketchup.

by little white ninja May 20, 2010

spermilate

V. To ejaculate semen into (or onto) a person, place or thing.

"On redtube, you can see people spermilate in a variety of ways."

"I spermilated on Paris!"

or, "I spermilated on Paris (Hilton)!"

by Hemlockgourmand May 25, 2010

Sperm Burn

The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.

Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.

by stefan`124 March 9, 2009

sperm burper

a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps

fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by emu March 5, 2003