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One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.
Emma is such a third wheel/ cock blocker.
by Emu December 13, 2004

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a feeling or expression of remorse
im sorry im such a hypocrite

im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition

im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod

im sorry youre so amazing

im sorry that we arent the same person anymore

im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally

im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit
by Emu December 14, 2004

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Someone who "jumps on the bandwagon" or, pretends to be something they aren't because it'll make them cool and/or popular. It's not labeled specifically to any one type of person. (i.e. not all posuers are trying to be goth or punk)
Avril Lavigne is a posuer, she acts punk because its the cool thing currently.
by Emu August 04, 2003

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a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps
fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by emu March 05, 2003

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A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).

A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:

· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.

Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
by Emu February 26, 2004

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A track built for the baddest ass thing in the world
The pressure from the noise at the dragstrip felt hot on my face
by emu March 05, 2003

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noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like
woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari
by emu January 16, 2005

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