velez special

Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.

I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.

by Choiback June 28, 2006

Species

The general term used to describe someone who is extremely weird/abnormal

Guy 1: "Dude I heard that guy fucked an apple pie"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's an absolute species."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Special Naked Friend

A sexual partner with whom there is no official 'girl/boyfriend' or marital relationship. One has Special Naked Occasions with one's Special Naked Friend

Jo is my Special Naked Friend = Jo and I have sex together but we are not 'going out'

I had sex with my Special Naked Friend last night.

I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.

by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005

speccy cunt

A person that acts like a spastic but is also a twat at the same time. Usually the person in question is not actually disabled, but is acting like a retarded idiot. From Scottish origin.

“Jerry, ye speccy cunt.”

“He jumped off the roof, the speccy cunt.”

by Speccyretard December 7, 2017

Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.

My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.

by shamonajackson April 10, 2011

special agent oso

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.

Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.

by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007