soccer

Most popular non-contact sport in the world. Rugby turns out to be its bastard badass son.

Play Soccer. Screw basketball with ridiculously high scoring and giants who can dunk while everyone just sits around.

by Phil Kaltenbach July 1, 2008

Soccer

A sport were you have like no protection from getting hurt. You actually have to move. Unlike baseball and nascar. It usually gets made fun of my American football players and baseball players by being called girly, faggy, and a gay ass sport. I'm sorry we have to run around like crazy for 90 minutes and you baseball players stand there watching the clouds go by. It's the world's popular sport, EXCEPT United States, be we know all soccer players get the girl.

Ethan: (Breathing Hard) My soccer game is SO tiring, i'm BEAT, hey didn't you have a baseball game, Owen?
Owen: (Breathing calmly) Yeah i looked at the clouds and saw a bunny shaped one!

by FreeCreditReport.com June 24, 2008

Mushroom soccer

The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.

Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.

by Komedian July 11, 2017

soccer

pussy sport that frowns upon any real physical contact. object is to get a ball into giant net with the score usually being 1-0. often thought of as a very physically draining sport by the ones who cant play any other sport cause there mommys dont want them to get hurt. try blocking a 100mph peice of frozen rubber and being checked into boards and hit with sticks and then tell me how draining soccer is.

wow that pussy tripped over his own feet goin for that ball.

by HoCkEyPlaYeR January 15, 2005

Soccer

as said by the best man ever

"A strange sport played by damaged people"
<robin williams

by Jimt September 16, 2004

soccer

gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport

Soccer is for pussies.

by L Dizz February 4, 2004

soccer

a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players

"what are those fags playing, soccer?

by the big 57 March 10, 2005