Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

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Public Slugging

A combination of sexual fetishises including the likes of public exhibition and cum play.

Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.

Ex1 - Nichole and mathew test drove a new Toyota when Nichole felt the urge to slug Mathew off, she aimed his spring loaded nose slapper and let that baby yoghurt fly all over the centre console, then returned the uncleaned savvy little rav4 complete with an added touch of shimmering shine.

Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display

. - public slugging at its finest

by Blockerchelli July 27, 2024

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slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your rolled up wacky-tobacky

That slug-nut ruined my f-ing lifeee.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

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Lowrider Slug

It’s good to be a Lowrider slug. You can really trust them they are someone you can run with they are someone you can hardly fuck with. Overall, it’s good to be a lowrider slug.

Even if the Lowrider Slug makes you do stupid shit like slap yourself in the face to put yourself back in place, It’s still so perfect and full of grace.

Look at my Lowrider slug, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever get to meet.

by I did not eat for a month December 9, 2023

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