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smooth

the process of smoothing; trying to get with a girl and succeeding
oh-oh smooth. Damn that is quality smooth.
Jason: (Feeling on his g/f)
Steve: Oh Oh smooth, (last name of person) smooth.
by jason June 23, 2003
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smooth fuck

Somebody who is very easily to convince in doin' something for you!
Don't worry about this dealer! He's a smooth fuck on the run! He'll make mistakes and than we have him!
by Jobless; Madness September 14, 2006
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smootie

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.
Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.
by Farbe January 10, 2009
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
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B L Smooth

dude, hook me up with some B L Smooth!
by jmoskeet June 29, 2006
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Smooth

A local derivation of the word soothe in the Southampton area of Hampshire. It relates to the use of soothe as to 'soothe a cat/dog' and is used in the same way as one would use pet, pat or stroke.
She smoothed the cat and it purred.
He smoothed the dog and it rolled over.
by LePeRo February 28, 2009
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pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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