Shopping Shart 

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

Shopping Shart by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

Flaming shart 

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.

Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.

Flaming shart by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013

khaki shart 

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.

Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.

khaki shart by CRE10 November 14, 2013

surprise shart 

When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart

(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)

surprise shart by that boy axl December 29, 2013

total shart party 

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

total shart party by corporate america May 6, 2018

Bum Shart 

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.

Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.

Bum Shart by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018

mustard shart 

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

mustard shart by Bigg Body October 3, 2018