Joey had loved Monica for over 10 years now, and Monica was nearing to leave the country, forever.
On Monica's last night in America, Joey confronted Monica in her apartment, to tell her his true feelings in hopes that it would convince her to stay. Surprised, Monica listened to his words, and began to tenderly kiss Joey.
Joey immediately locked the door and began to kiss Monica harder, and then began frenching her more and more, until they tripped on a pair of Monica's shoes and landed on the hard floor.
Joey began to unbutton Monica's blouse, but Monica stopped him.
"Wait..." Monica said.
Realising the truth of Joey's feelings, she stood up and walked to her bedroom, not saying a word. To Joey's surprise, she showed up a minute later, with nothing on but a lace thong.
Joey ran to her and jumped on her, as Monica went at full force, unbuttoning Joey's pants with her teeth. Monica threw his clothes on the ground and began frenching him even harder.
Joey pulled off Monica's thong and stuck his huge cock up into Monica's vagina, forcefully shoving it up and down. Monica screamed in excitement, having never been fucked this hard before.
Joey was interrupted by Monica as she grabbed his penis and began to lick it. She gave him a hand job as he smirked a devilish smile. Monica began to massage his pubic area and Joey began to suck on her nipples.
Monica could feel the cum rushing out and Joey could as well. They began to shoot cum wildly at each other, and they both licked at each single bit of it.
Once again, Joey and Monica went back to their wild sex, stroking each others parts forcefully and fighting over who was on top.
"OHHHHH YEA!!!! KEEP IT COMIN' BABY!!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so he did.
And for the second time, Joey and Monica reached Orgasm and cummed wildly at each other.
Exhausted, they both licked up whatever was left and jumped on top of one another, breathing heavily. With no energy left to have sex, Joey and Monica fell asleep.
And to make Joey's night even better, Monica stayed in America.
On Monica's last night in America, Joey confronted Monica in her apartment, to tell her his true feelings in hopes that it would convince her to stay. Surprised, Monica listened to his words, and began to tenderly kiss Joey.
Joey immediately locked the door and began to kiss Monica harder, and then began frenching her more and more, until they tripped on a pair of Monica's shoes and landed on the hard floor.
Joey began to unbutton Monica's blouse, but Monica stopped him.
"Wait..." Monica said.
Realising the truth of Joey's feelings, she stood up and walked to her bedroom, not saying a word. To Joey's surprise, she showed up a minute later, with nothing on but a lace thong.
Joey ran to her and jumped on her, as Monica went at full force, unbuttoning Joey's pants with her teeth. Monica threw his clothes on the ground and began frenching him even harder.
Joey pulled off Monica's thong and stuck his huge cock up into Monica's vagina, forcefully shoving it up and down. Monica screamed in excitement, having never been fucked this hard before.
Joey was interrupted by Monica as she grabbed his penis and began to lick it. She gave him a hand job as he smirked a devilish smile. Monica began to massage his pubic area and Joey began to suck on her nipples.
Monica could feel the cum rushing out and Joey could as well. They began to shoot cum wildly at each other, and they both licked at each single bit of it.
Once again, Joey and Monica went back to their wild sex, stroking each others parts forcefully and fighting over who was on top.
"OHHHHH YEA!!!! KEEP IT COMIN' BABY!!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so he did.
And for the second time, Joey and Monica reached Orgasm and cummed wildly at each other.
Exhausted, they both licked up whatever was left and jumped on top of one another, breathing heavily. With no energy left to have sex, Joey and Monica fell asleep.
And to make Joey's night even better, Monica stayed in America.
by A Guilty Man May 31, 2009
by Sabrina May 6, 2005
Natasha waited for her fiancee, Ian, to come home from a buisiness trip. She wore nothing but sheer lace. The door open and she moves to him. "You kept me waiting. You look tired, would you like a boost of energy?" He turns to close the door. She throws her arms around his neck launching them into a deep kiss. He winds his toned arms around her waist pullling her close. She feels the distintive lump in his pants. She moves one hand down and into his pants. She massages him until she feels him harden up, a low moan in his throat. He then pulls her up around his waist and walks to the bedroom. He throws her on the bed and rips off his shirt and pants and jumps on top of her kissing more urgently. He removes her top and throws it aside exposing her breasts, large and beautiful. They flip over, she moves down his toned body feeling what she was after. She removes his boxers to expose his 10 inch dick. She sticks all of him in her mouth, swallowing all he gives. When she finishes he plunges his dick into her, she gasps. He moves in and out with growing intensity. Her sighs turn to moans getting louder. "I NEED MORE! FASTER! HARDER! NEVER STOP!" she demands. She screams, when he finds her sweet spot. They burst into double orgasms. He moans, reaching down to kiss her. They burst through multiple orgasms with pleasure. They finally clean up, licking away all evidence. They then embrace eachother, waiting for tommorow. After all, it was only Friday night...
best sex ever.
best sex ever.
by YourOrdinaryGirlNextDoor July 9, 2011
...no sex
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
1: What's up?
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
Entering a penis into a vagina. Highly pleasurable expirence for many people. You will lose your virginity when having sex
Sarah and Ryan were looking up sex in the urban dictionary, they got horny and needed a something to pleasure them. Sarah and Ryan both knew they were “just friends” and kept repeating it in their head. Finally, the urge was too much for Ryan and he forced his lips to hers. Sarah was surprised but kissed back. Sarah could feel his toungue exploring every inch of her mouth. She felt that everything about Ryan was absolutely perfect from his abs and muscular body to his skull tattoo on his shoulder. The next thing they knew they were buck naked. Ryan had a monster dick and Ryan kept saying “ I want to get inside you” So Sarah did as she was told and leaned on the desk. Ryan teased her for a while until she pleaded for him to go in. Ryan went all out and her moans made him go faster. All Sarah could feel was the pleasure of his monster cock going through her. Ryan went faster and faster until Sarah had a full on shaking orgasm. Sarah then lay limply in Ryan’s arms.
by heyimmaperson May 16, 2018
I sit on the couch as I hear a knock on the door. I get up and open it. "Oh, hey Aaron," I say. I let him in and close the door behind him. "I forgot you were coming over." We sit down on the couch together and watch a movie together. We laugh and once the movie is over, Aaron says "That movie laughably stupid." I look at him with my jaw dropped and slight grin. "That movie is a classic" I say
"It was still a bad movie"
I pick up a pillow from the couch and hit him with it with a laugh. We proceed to have a pillow fight, hitting each other back and forth. We end up stopping after around ten minutes, we're staring at each other, breathing heavy. Suddenly he leans forward and kisses me. When he pulls away, I stare at him in shock. Then we kiss again, this time both participating. Soon our tongues were in each others mouths, and we're making out.
He tears off my shirt, and we lean back on the couch. He's on top of me, and he takes off his shirt, then my bra. He fiddles with his zipper and takes off his pants as we kiss. He kisses my neck, my chest, my stomach. He pulls off my panties. I moan as he eat out, and I put my hand on his head. "Oh, yeah" I moan. He starts putting his tongue deeper, and going faster. "Oh, yeah! Yes!" I moan. "Oh, I'm gonna come Aaron!" He comes up and kisses me. "Not yet" he says with a grin. He pushes his 9" cock in me all at once, and I let out a moan. He starts going faster and deeper inside me. "Faster! Harder!" I moan. He goes harder and faster, and goes as deep as he can. "Yes Aaron, yeah!" I moan. He keeps getting faster and faster. "Shit, Scarlet, I'm gonna come!" he moans. He goes harder and faster, and I yell "YES! OHH, YEAH AARON! FUCK I'M GONNA COME" I yell. And we both do. He pulls out after, and leans up and kisses me.
This is sex.
I pick up a pillow from the couch and hit him with it with a laugh. We proceed to have a pillow fight, hitting each other back and forth. We end up stopping after around ten minutes, we're staring at each other, breathing heavy. Suddenly he leans forward and kisses me. When he pulls away, I stare at him in shock. Then we kiss again, this time both participating. Soon our tongues were in each others mouths, and we're making out.
He tears off my shirt, and we lean back on the couch. He's on top of me, and he takes off his shirt, then my bra. He fiddles with his zipper and takes off his pants as we kiss. He kisses my neck, my chest, my stomach. He pulls off my panties. I moan as he eat out, and I put my hand on his head. "Oh, yeah" I moan. He starts putting his tongue deeper, and going faster. "Oh, yeah! Yes!" I moan. "Oh, I'm gonna come Aaron!" He comes up and kisses me. "Not yet" he says with a grin. He pushes his 9" cock in me all at once, and I let out a moan. He starts going faster and deeper inside me. "Faster! Harder!" I moan. He goes harder and faster, and goes as deep as he can. "Yes Aaron, yeah!" I moan. He keeps getting faster and faster. "Shit, Scarlet, I'm gonna come!" he moans. He goes harder and faster, and I yell "YES! OHH, YEAH AARON! FUCK I'M GONNA COME" I yell. And we both do. He pulls out after, and leans up and kisses me.
This is sex.
by freakyweirdo69 October 23, 2020
Person 1 "I got a dub last night's
Person 2" VIRGIN you never had sex!!!!"
Whips dick out and claps the next bitch he sees
Person 2" VIRGIN you never had sex!!!!"
Whips dick out and claps the next bitch he sees
by Litel bump March 3, 2019