Schmitt's dick

A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior

"What's that las doing on that lamp post"

"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"

by cunt69 June 7, 2014

bottom sick

It's like vomiting, but from the b-hole.

Virgil the dog was bottom sick on the living room carpet today...of course he didn't go on the tile floor.

by readymix January 6, 2016

spencer's dick

A dick that is really fucking huge. Way bigger than Caleb and Jack's dick

"Holy shit that's how big Spencer's dick is!?"

by Alphasnowman July 28, 2017

Cruder-sick

Type your definition here...cruder-sickslang word meaning stomach-ache caused by eating a lot of crude food, unripe fruit such as mango, guava and also other solid food like dried cassava etc. so when you feel this kind of symptoms, you call it cruder-sick instead of saying stomach-ache. right? By Levi Buana Bacar.

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...Example : Maria got cruder-sick after she had crunched a lot of unripe mangoes; two days before her mother warned her not to eat too much unripe fruit!

by Mozaf September 27, 2017

fully sick o'clock

The time when your fully sick cuz checks his watch after hitting the gym

Mohammed: Oi Habib, what's the time bru?
Habib: Aww bru. Lemme just a check here...
*puts down invisible suitcases*
Habib: Aww bru, it's a fully sick o'clock bru
Mohammed: Aww shit bru! Ey Habib, I think you uhh.. you just lookin at your reflection bru!
Habib: Aww shit bru, think your right ey?

by Habib-Bru May 5, 2018

love sick fool

A person so in love they barley see who the person really is, they only see what they want the person to be. Such a shame.

Friend #1: look at her crying over him again.
Friend #2: watch her get back with him after he cheated 7 times
Love sick fool: I don’t care! I still live him!

by Sunflower Tears February 10, 2019

Brent's Dick

A non-traditional unit of measurement, generally used to describe something incredibly small or negligible in size.

(While bowling) Dang dude, I just missed that pin by a Brent's dick!

by DollfaceNelson March 6, 2019