screw bando

A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.

Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.

It’s always good business with Screw Bando.

by VouchForTx March 14, 2019

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Get the screw bandomug.

Booger screw

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.

I made a booger screw the other day and got this huge booger out of my head

by Kingbuku January 24, 2020

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Get the Booger screwmug.

screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023

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Get the screw your head onmug.

cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

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Get the cold screwingmug.

screwing it down

To speed, to drive to excess, to exceed the speed limit. Screwing the gas pedal to the floor.

Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?

by GliveCo February 23, 2019

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Get the screwing it downmug.

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

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