schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

Scemo

When you look EMO, but then you say your not, then you say your scene or do things or post things that look scene.
usually refered between friends.

"OMG!!!
I knew you were emo"
"Grr I'm not Emo I'm scene!"
"Um....Ok your a Scemo now!"
"Grr.........."

by JA-KE December 23, 2006

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011