Oil Ring

That greasy feeling around your bun after a wet fart.

I think I need a quick wipe. Pretty sure I got a oil ring after that one.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Elden ring

The greatest use of your time

Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week

by DrYamKnight April 20, 2022

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 5, 2010

O-ring

Anal muscles.

1. My O-ring is a virgin.
2. If you don't slow down, you'll blow my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 7, 2002

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 8, 2004

Cum Ring

The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

by KrazyKU February 22, 2009