rectangular pizza

a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of

anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

any normal person: hey do you want pizza

social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?

any normal person: absolute schmuck

by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022

Rectalplasm

Involuntary leakage of the rectum

I farted so hard, there was some rectalplasm.

by RamboBigDawg14 August 19, 2022

Rectangle Man Diff

A Rectangle Man Diff is when a Reinhardt is single handedly carries his team by outplaying and embarrassing the enemy tank usually another Reinhardt

The opposing team was unable to win due to a Rectangle Man Diff

by Nekomancercutie October 20, 2022

Remtard

Combination of word "remoaner" or "remainer", and the word "retarded". In popular use throughout Britain, to refer to the tiny minority of ignorant, uneducated people that *still* refuse that Brexit was the moral and intellectual correct path.

1: why doesnt the government actually fix some of these problems?
2: because they're all remtards!

by SrReal November 14, 2022

Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 28, 2022

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

Rector

A love story between Ren B. And Vector.

RECTOR: beautiful day in Made Up Town, Illinois. A girl named Ren goes to her weekly dance class. There is a new dancer. HIs name is VECTOR. Rens dance studio is performing The Lion King and Vector is trying out for the lead. Vector graces the audition stage. Gliding his pelvice, back in forth in the air. "OH YEAAAA!" Vector screams. "Daddy I miss you. I'm sorry uncle killed you. SIMBA OH YEAA!'' Ren is put in a trance, she is completely in love. 'Oh Vector, I love your hip thursts so much." Vector smiles and demonstartes his beautiful dancing for the girl in love. ~ JAcks mom!!!! GO TITANS!!!!

by gdshjgfdslbjks,hz February 5, 2023