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student pool

A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.
Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"

Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."

.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017
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Polluted the gene pool

Mom, Israel polluted the gene pool again!
by WaffenSS soldat August 17, 2012
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shit the pool

to embarrass oneself in front of a decently large audience, usually done in a public place. The action is symbolized by the image of defecating in a pool because in such an event, everyone knows who "shit the pool", causing that individual major embarrassment.
Charlie: "I had the worst day ever. my pants fell down in the middle of my presentation."
Bob: "It's ok, man. Sometimes, you just gotta shit the pool"
by MustardMan September 1, 2013
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Putting In the Pool

A phrase derived from a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quote as Clark Griswold reveals his Christmas Bonus Check plans.

"Take a look at this. I just hope my Christmas Bonus Check will cover it."
..."Oh my god, you're putting in a pool."
The phrase is used to describe someone succeeding in a big way, or as some might say, "putting in work."
"So you got a 4.0 and you're dating that Spanish girl with the huge ass?"
"I mean..yeah dude. I told you I was going to put in the pool this semester."

"Apparently Joe got that job at that law firm in the city...and he got 46 likes on his status last night."
"Joe's the man. He's putting in the pool this year...Fucking legend status."
by Todd is my hero November 25, 2014
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chalkin the pool cue

"Man she was really chalkin the pool cue last night!"
by Jebgg November 18, 2016
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Drain The Pool

When you are taking a shit and you have a small "plug turd" then a bunch of diarrhea after.
Bro I am totally about to go Drain The Pool.
by Gubbna June 10, 2017
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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