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Randy the Helpful Pineapple

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.
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by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003
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Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".
Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011
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pineapple on pizza

THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!
Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.
by TR00TH April 6, 2017
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pinehole

A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.
I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).
by Eziquio C. December 14, 2014
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pines

The word penis with vowels places switched

forest speak for wang

something made of wood

fur pines are long hard hairy woods
just take the I and put it where the E goes. Then take the E and put it where the I goes:

pInEs
pEnIs
by dr. phil March 9, 2004
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Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.
Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...
by Mrs.Pines September 13, 2016
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pineapple

A Pineapple is truly the most amazing, spectacular thing of the human race. It is a thing of beauty, something that should be worshipped and loved by all that know it. The Pineapple is truly superior to such average fruits as the apple, pear and lemon. The only fruit that comes close to a pineapple is the Nectarine but still the Pineapple is in a different league to all these.

The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.

The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.
Woah, there's a Pineapple over there and Oh My GOD he's looking at us!
by pineapple-lover August 11, 2010
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