Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.

K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!

by Lilyitha February 4, 2014

My night

When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.

I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.

by foodboy96 June 26, 2020

Night Snapper

Someone who only snapchats you at night.

Ugh, he is such a Night Snapper! He only snapchats me after 8pm.

by cghkyuoytyi June 2, 2020

Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008