plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023

Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.

Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.

by cambonie May 4, 2020

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Fagget Plate

The name given to someone during a dinner conversation while be frustrated and tripped up on an insult so you blurt out “Why are you being such a fagget plate?”

Josh was trying to act cool at Mikes expense and Mike not wanting to take his shit said “why are you being a fagget plate Josh?”

by moekatoek June 6, 2021

kaylie plate

if you meet a kaylie plate, run away as fast as you can because she’s the biggest THOTatron you’ll ever meet. never look back, just run. but. if you get to know her, she’s alright. i guess.

i just met kaylie plate. and i’ve learned that she makes more of less no sense and enjoys listening to shed eeran.

by dogger147742789 June 5, 2018

Trap plate

To be pyscidellicly in tuned with god and produce lucid dreaming and to fall victim of waking up stunned.

#1 dude "Yo man I just ate my whole trap plate"#2 dude "yo you shouldn't eat that bro"

by G swing September 9, 2015

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015