You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Steak Sauce a-la-from

That good good dish consisting of steak sauce, Hellman’s mayonnaise, peanut butter, and anchovies.

As the supreme leader of North Korea was about to execute me, he asked what I would like for my last meal.

I of course requested the Steak Sauce a-la-from.

by Seams July 4, 2023

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Steak sandwichy

Farting the smell of a freshly cooked steak sandwich

“Hey undies get a whiff of this”
“That smells a bit steak sandwichy”

by Fartergilbert January 15, 2023

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

Losing Steak

When you have a overcooked steak or an expired steak, its a losing steak

Dude you are so bad, its like eating a losing steak.

by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020