night cardio

sex at night

I'm in shape because im always doing cardio at night.

Jimmy is always doing night cardio. Jimmy is a savage.

by Jakethesnake1234 February 14, 2017

Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

Night Sun

What moonlight really is.

This night sun is so bright.

Night sun is brightest during a full moon.

by TheQuietOne47 July 17, 2019

night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

Night Pheasant

A person who busies away into the nightime, finishing work for the following morning. 'Night Pheasant' is a term used more commonly in Fenland vocabulary and often receives confused responses when heard.

Fenlander: 'Hey, have you done that Robert's essay for tomorrow?'
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.

by cosirockyoursocks April 22, 2010

Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.

I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.

by Maxatax1029 June 6, 2015