Logan maxing

To shit in an apartment floor in the middle of the night

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025

Faggot maxing

The act of maximizing the use of the word faggot for either homophobic means or every day derogatory use.

My bro Jasper said faggot 900 times today. He was really faggot maxing

by YungGoyim December 5, 2025

Butterball maxing

To rape an animal mostly turkeys but it can be other animals too

I walked in the farm to see that ivan was butterball maxing a turkey but then i realized that peta payed him to do it

by Darkening m’coon December 6, 2025

Fortnite maxing

To ditch someone for a lazy, stupid activity without telling them

Me and Ivan went to the east river and Nicco was supposed to be here at 9:30. We called him at 10:00 and he was playing Fortnite. He was fortnite maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025

Thesaurus maxing

Thesaurus maxing refers to the action of employing the use of overly verbose vocabulary: usually within the context of an exam essay, in an effort to make oneself appear more intelligent. Though usually practiced during exams, thesaurusmaxing is sometimes also used in common parlance, usually by those who lack sufficient confidence in their own intelligence and hence need it to be validated by other people.

Pretentious knobhead: Thus, it would be rendered possible for us to make use of the auspicious portents of the IKEA furniture range to more effectively and tastefully perform the act of decoration of our residence.

Other Person: Ugh, stop Thesaurus maxing and talk normally.

by firemelon2 December 20, 2025

Des Moines Special

The act of defacating in a girls ear and using your penis to shove the poop feces into the girls brain with the poop acting as icecream and then nutting in her mouth with the semen acting as the fudge therefore creating a Des Moines Special

Ohh man last night I gave Tom’s mom a Des Moines special she loved it so much that I’m coming back tommorw to give her round 2!

by A1aric December 30, 2025

Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018