morning sickness

1. What chicks get when they forget to take the pill and get knocked up.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.

1. I've had morning sickness for the a month, now.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.

morning sickness by Randz November 25, 2006

Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

Morning Glory by Bandylank January 20, 2009

morning stunner 

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.

If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?

morning stunner by Anita Dick April 22, 2005

morning wood 

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.

morning wood by PiE! March 18, 2003

morning nob 

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

morning nob by Hakko October 2, 2004

mooping 

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin

Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.

mooping by IrDewey June 12, 2009

Morning Brew 

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

Morning Brew by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010