Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation

Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching

by gv_86 October 11, 2025

Mongolia

A verbal shrug. Used to express indifference, neutral acceptance, or the universal feeling of “meh, whatever.” When something just exists — not good, not bad — simply Mongolia.

Example:
A: “You going to that party?”
B: “Mongolia.”

A: "You feeling the Mongolia?"
B: "Yeah, all chill"

Origin:
Coined by DanAmoy (aka DamAnnoy) around 2015 after realizing “meh” was too short, “whatever” too long, and “Mongolia” had the perfect middle-of-nowhere energy.

A: “You going to that party?”
B: “Mongolia"

A: "You feeling the Mongolia ?"
B: "Yeah, all chill "

by DamAnnoy October 22, 2025

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025

mongolo di merda

In Italian slang, the expression is an insult to people with intellectual disabilities. It is not used to attack people from Mongolia because of their nationality.

mongolo di merda you need mental help.

by miniminimaaa December 23, 2025

mongolo

In Italian slang, the expression is an insult to people with intellectual disabilities. It is not used to attack people from Mongolia because of their nationality.

mongolo di merda you need mental help

by miniminimaaa December 23, 2025

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.

“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking”

by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026

Ass-mongler

A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)

eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!

by dank sewage November 28, 2003