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Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"
by Asgoo August 23, 2017
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2 minutes

the translation in AFL terms 1 minute is equal to 38 minutes, therefore 2 minutes is equal to one hour and 16 minutes.
regular translation - we'll be there in 2 minutes

AFL translation - we'll be there in 76 minutes.
by =) February 21, 2003
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one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever
Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!
by (\o/) March 15, 2004
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7 minute rule

The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.
Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
by Honkyassmofo October 13, 2011
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minute switch

an awesome punk band from southern ontario, that have released 3 cds, members are Bernie Martin, Joe Bauman, and Scott Martin, have recently broken up.
by minuteswitch fan May 17, 2006
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gangsta minute

A minute in Gangsta time is equal to 7 minutes and 45 seconds to people running off of Greenwich basic time.
Attention, you got exactly one standard Gangsta Minute to move yo' ass out of this building!
by Master McHam October 10, 2007
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2 minute noodle buddy

A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.
Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.
by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011
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