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me monster 

Someone so self absorbed that no one else matters. Every bad event in their life must have a reason that excuses it.
If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.

If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.

If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.

If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.

If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
me monster by 2kermitthefrog August 29, 2013
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Me cago pariba 

(shat myself upwards)-vernoub;mix between a verb and a noun. it simply means fuck and oh no. It's a frase used when you messed up or something doesn't go as planned.
aka: me cagation paribation
"I messed up bad this time didn't I? Como dice el wuelo de meni, me cago pariba"
Me cago pariba by muse0214 September 4, 2017
Spanish slang for "I hate", typically used to express frustration with a person or situation.
Mother: Ya Levantate! / Wake up!

Son:¡Me caga que no dejas dromir, carajo! / I hate that you won't let me sleep, fuck!
Me caga by Gagunk May 24, 2019
Me'Asia is the greatest friend you will ever have. She always has a great attitude and a good outlook on life. She is very attractive. You may even fall in love with her. She is the best girl friend you can have. She has the best smile. She will make you laugh even when you do not want to. She will often hang out with her friends and push them beyond their comfort zones. You cannot be anti-social around her. Likes to hang around with guys with the name Garrett.
Me'Asia is the best friend I could ever have.
Me'Asia by 420gummy June 2, 2019
Me_Only daddy

ME-ME BIG BOY 

A saying that Jacksfilms (our lord and savior) says when he needs backup in a fight against the Hulk.
Oh sh*t its the Hulk, ME-ME BIG BOY *cough* MEEEEEMEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIG BOYYYOOOOOOOOOOOY (help descends from the heavens)