Fuzzy Math

Horrible Math Skills.

Thanks to my fuzzy math skills, i didn't have to worry about college. No, seriously.

by Q-Bert March 17, 2003

Bro-Math

The ability to instantly add up the weights on a bar-bell or perform any other "In The Gym" calculations almost instantly.

"45, 10 and 5 on each side that's 165lb"(Marcin)

"Dood, you hit 405 for like 3, that means you should probably max out at like 435." That's some real Bro-Math

by Tiny G December 14, 2012

discrete math

The retarded step child of algebra. Completely useless math in life.

You ride the short bus and you take discrete math, you must be retarded.

by MGS December 10, 2005

Math haze

That fuzzy feeling in your brain after an intense math session, after which your attempts to formulate coherent human thoughts or words is almost impossible.

"i just got out of algebra and can barely think straight."

"tell me about it big guy...you must have math haze.
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by theblackwoman October 5, 2011

math class

noun: a class where people either teach or are taught math. a mandatory class in US public school systems

I fell asleep in math class again.

by Kerp March 6, 2004

Dirty Math

To stick your finger into a friend's anus in an attempt to make him ejaculate so that you can have your turn.

When you're twos up on a girl and your mate is going on forever you might execute the Dirty Math.

Oh man I was having the best sex of my life with a filthy hookup last night until Phil pulled a Dirty Math on me. He couldn't wait to chow down on her creampie.

by No 1 in Japan June 19, 2020

Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.

After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.

by Mortadella May 14, 2014