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marijuanaly 

Someone who's got their weed chakras balanced like a mf fr
Alex: Yo check out my weed chakras rn cuh
Sonny: yuhhh you feeling marijuanaly balanced bruh?
marijuanaly by TheNamesDeez November 1, 2021

Marijuanagram 

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.
You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.
Marijuanagram by gregben September 13, 2023

Marijuanagon 

Also known as a tetracosicosagon.
A polygon with 420 sides.
I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.
Marijuanagon by gregben September 13, 2023

Marijuanaminute 

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.
I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.
Marijuanaminute by gregben September 13, 2023

Marijuanautism 

🪙 Official Coinage Record 🪙
Word: Marijuanautism
Coined by: Me
Date of Coinage: April 9th, 2025
Location: Earth (specific region optional)
Definition:

Marijuanautism (n.) – A whimsical and profound neurodivergent state of consciousness in which the use of cannabis facilitates heightened sensory perception, emotional fluidity, and abstract exploration of thought. Often characterized by deep introspection, creative bursts, unusual empathy, and vivid, often hilarious adventures through the neurodivergent mindscape.

Etymology:

Marijuana – psychoactive plant used recreationally, medicinally, and spiritually

Autism – referring here not as pathology, but as a neurodivergent lens; the unique experiential framework through which individuals perceive and interact with the world

Marijuanautism – the resulting fusion when cannabis acts as a kind of cerebral catalyst for unlocking this unique perception

Suggested Tagline:

“The stoney boloney adventures of the neurodivergent, unlocked by cannabis.”
🪙 Proposed Usage:
“He wasn’t zoning out, he was in deep Marijuanautism—talking to birds and solving the secrets of the universe.”

“That joint hit so hard I slipped into full-spectrum Marijuanautism and wrote a children’s book about parallel dimensions.”

“This isn’t a couch-lock. This is a cosmic realignment through Marijuanautism.”
Marijuanautism by Mind Wave April 9, 2025
Hey dude, i just got some great weed and porn from Amsterdam, I'm off for a marijuank
marijuank by thaibite September 25, 2011