logical positivism

1.n. A proposed cure for the illness known as philosophy (love of sofas), which sadly proved nothing but a palliative by presupposing the definitions of the very processes it set out to define.

The proponents of logical positivism had a jolly good time taking turns reading Hegel at parties and cracking up hysterically.

by Inna G. May 21, 2006

fuzzy logic

The Logic from which only the fuzzy can understand. Not for the kind face; Deeply thought out facts on light issues not discussed in simple english.

Not usually found in normal everyday conversations.

(orginated from OUTKAST AQUIMENI- GEORGE CLINTON)
"the clouds are meloncholy sky electric blue, Mama earth is tossin an cryin because of you, Raining CATs and Jackals, No shakles desinigrate to residue, silly mortals haven't a clue..."
- Andre 3000

" the sense is not how he sounds, but in the words, meanings, and emotions behind his fuzzy logic. "

by Gray_sleaz May 9, 2006

porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

Man Logic

The state in a mans mind where no one else but him understands any reasoning behind his actions. These reasons seem perfectly valid to the man, they can be anything from a reason that he is angry to a reason that he beats the crap out of someone.

such as when a man becomes incredibly jealous of another man hanging out with his girlfriend, so much so that he goes to man logic and he would kill the other man this serving no purpose would get him a life sentance and his girlfriend would end up with someone else anyway.

by frostmans March 15, 2009

Logicism

A religion, based around logic. An entire belief that is solely based around logical thoughts.

Sam: Are you religious?
Oliver: Yes, I believe in logicism.

by Sammy Sprinkler July 10, 2011

selmaan logic

1. A style of arguing that employs an intangible, incomprehensible structure that serves to overwhelm an opponent and force them into submission
2. Employing an argument riddled with holes, logical falsehoods, digreesions and stubbornness. Named after Selmaaaaan, but has also been used by ahSuhaylgetoff thecomputer! and MINDY(roar)

Latin Student 1: Woah, Selmaan actually convinced Gweg to reschedule the test!!!
Latin Student 2: Ya, that was total selmaan logic.

by AlgerianArguer February 4, 2004

Logical-

A person named Nick who is queer.

* Logical- is named nick and is queer.

by Mike Hawk June 22, 2004