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LanLanLanBan 

AKA LAMELAMELAMEBAN
WHAT A F***** GIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd so do her though so the point is moot
LanLanLanBan, pfft, more like LAMELAMELAMEBAN
LanLanLanBan by DustinIsSephiroth October 18, 2008
I gay boy with I Lil pecker
I hate Landon's
Landon by Koebin June 4, 2016
Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins
"Landon is an inbred retard"
Landon by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
A white ass kid that goes to IHS and wears a brown shirt. He trys to be slick but gets caught using Urban Dictionary by the witch who camps outside the computer room. He has no skill at computer slickness and she, she's just a demon women.
hey look up this! Ok. *teacher looks through window. log off that computer. Wow your such a Landyn!
Landyn by jose orozco September 24, 2011

moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
moon landing by sprtkus March 6, 2011