Kevin

A jerk of a guy who has little to no self control or common sense. He is completely inept in every way. He is an unattractive guy, crass and ignorant. A Kevin is a disloyal sort, if given the chance he will turn on you like a rabid dog. Don't ever trust a Kevin. He will take you for everything he can, use you up and toss you aside.

Kevin is an ugly guy with a bad attitude, avoid him like the plague.

by The Good Wife February 4, 2010

Kevin

A Guy Who Likes To Suck Dick Yet Claims He Likes Girls. A Great Friend. Can Be A Biatch. Funny. Mean. Good At Soccer. A Man Whore.

Kevin Is A Common Name.

by Xanthe. February 14, 2010

kevin

kevin: to be fingerprinted by the police and admit to future criminal inclinations..whilst a normal well adjusted person would decline..kevin asks to be fingerprinted!!

kevin is a total moron,the lowest of the low...the thickest of the thick..

by kevoloser January 10, 2010

KEVIN

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kevin.adjv;,to kevin,is to fabricate lies about someone on the internet,usually they are spinless losers,who will spend a lot of time trying to fix their girl probs lol..

can be seen a mile off you know a kevin when u see one..

fool..moron..

kevin will always be that smelly kid in class ,(WHO CALLS U NAMES?!WTF!0.O) & who never goes away until u punch him or call him out for wat he is..

spends his days on the internet showing porn to children or child like ppl..and cussing ppl out cos he is a no lifer..

by gutteral:( January 10, 2010

Kevin Connolly

a creepy ginger with a weird voice who is a terrible actor in all roles he attempts to play. They are creepy, they are squinty eyed, they smile weird, and the sight of them makes you want to kill a child.

wow, you're such a Kevin Connolly. I'm going to go kill a child.

by ragingcage117 March 2, 2009

Kevin

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"

by Iowa Nelly April 16, 2008

Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!

by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009