Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!

Why are you being such a Juan?

by ilovejuan September 28, 2017

Juan

not like everyone else!!

everyone’s the same, except Juan. he’s not like everyone else!!

by yomomma222 November 25, 2021

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024

Juan Manuel

Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also

Boo

Juan Manuel is very cool
Yes he gets a lot of bitches also he is mexican

by Greentixxy November 24, 2023

juan morales

sooo cute, really pretty eyes and his smile is everything. i like him so much and i wanna be with him

ohh my juan morales is so cute and i really like him

by lolllllll0000000 December 12, 2024

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

Juan is a smart and lowkey chill guy and hella sus 😀😳.Whenever you need him he’ll always be there,He likes to help out his mom and probably has 1 sibling or like 5 of them 💀.
His personality is 🤩 and the vibes that come from him are immaculate.

Person 1:Damn that guy is lowkey giving me good vibes.
Person 2:oh that’s just Juan 🤦🏽 ♂️

by Jxan. January 19, 2021