A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.
by schmuckaneers September 19, 2009
Get the moob jobmug. Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."
Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."
Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."
by schnitzel man December 24, 2010
Get the Schnitzel jobmug. Getting a blowjob from a girl that has a wad of tobacco, aka "dip," in her mouth. Thus receiving oral pleasure and a nicotine buzz simultaneously.
by D Peterskin August 8, 2009
Get the Dip Jobmug. World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.
Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!
Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!
Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008
Get the Job's Daughtersmug. 1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.
2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.
Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.
Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
by Daniel June 1, 2004
Get the job-skankingmug. a type of blowjob, where the girl giving you head deapthroats you so good where she gags herself on the dick, letting out a little vomit onto the penis. this causes a burning sensation on the penis along with a great blowjob.
boy A- hey man lets invite those sluts over from last weekend, they give acid jobs.
boy B- naw man im good. i dont like vomit on my penis.
boy B- naw man im good. i dont like vomit on my penis.
by bopster king June 26, 2010
Get the Acid jobmug. An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.
- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
by jl91 December 15, 2008
Get the band jobmug.