Jeritroll

to anticpate the return of a person only to be trolled by them.

Chris Jericho jeritrolled the fans by returning only to troll themby not saying nothing and running around like a maniac.

by save_me.222 January 4, 2012

Jerrell

Someone who abounds in love and is not afraid to show it. His sweet and dreamy personality will lure you in like a magnet, and he will inevitably swim in your thoughts or maybe your dreams. His talent and handsomeness will leave you mesmerized and dumbfounded. It's amazing how he shows how much he cares and he makes you feel like you're the most precious to him. He has this ability to make you smile even if you aren't around him. If you have someone like him, consider yourself the most fortunate person ever. Treasure him like your own life.

“Jerrell, you mean so much to me.”

by uremmi November 3, 2021

Jingle Jerk

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.

"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"

by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009

Cherry Jerry

(n.) A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts of Sailor Jerry's rum, mixed into 3 parts of Cherry Coke. A splash of Bicardi 151 goes well to increase the alcohol content without affecting taste.

Barkeep, hook me up with 3 Cherry Jerry's!

by TheLoudestFan December 4, 2009

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

Go Jerk Off

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.

Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008