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rhode island 

The world's yardstick. A Unit by which to measure other land masses.

French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?

geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!

French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
rhode island by Patrickdub January 10, 2009
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Staten Island Dump Pussy 

When A vagina Smells so bad, it reminds you of the Staten Island Dump..The smell Lingers on you for days.[
I took This girl home last night from the bar and man her pussy smelt like the staten island dump, IT was like Staten island dump pussy.I almost passed out from the odor. Dirty Garbage smells better then that.

Going to the Island

Ringing in the New Years with a dick in your butt.
Babe, close your eyes. Let the sand slip through your toes. Let me massage some sun tan oil all over you and hold on for dear life as Dick Clark does his countdown, we're "going to the island."

bowen island 

A small island located just west of Horsehoe Bay, Canada. The population consits mainly of aging hippies and artists. great place in the summer, providing your a member of the Tunstal Bay Club. Stupid 40 kmh speed limit. Great bush parties. Teen Club...dont even bother..
Julia- Where are you from?
Dave- Bowen island..
Julia- Oh..Shitty man..
bowen island by Jules April 22, 2003

Merritt Island 

A collection of smaller "villages" and "towns" located near Cape Canaveral, Florida. Nestled on the edge of the Space Coast, Merritt Island is a sleepy town, yet is filled with good people who live honest lives and work with "what they have." Most of the population is of the "blue collar" class, with the notable exception of a few lucky people.

Notable landmarks include Merritt Square Mall (filled with low-end shopping and a Dollar Tree), Gardendale Elementary School (magnet school dedicated to performing arts, advanced scientific/mathematical education, and "artistic expression"), Merritt Island High School (the only high school there), and Ron Jon's (located in Coacoa Beach).

Although it seems "laid back," the local teenage population is highly pretentious (this if for unknown reasons, as none of them can afford even a designer bag or even luxe nailpolish, at that).

All-in-all, not a bad place to grow up if you have money and an open social agenda (as well as an open mind and something to entertain you -- because you *will* get bored quickly).
Merritt Island is a small town famous for nothing. It's filled with blue-collar workers and rednecks.

West Island 

Roger moved across the Ditch to West Island and spends his days sunbaking at Bondi.
West Island by MonteZuma July 3, 2005

Penetration Island 

(Chelsea Handler)David Copperfield's Island. It's not a place you want to be!
After every show, David Copperfield takes a couple of chicks to Penetration Island, but they don't like the magic wand anymore.