"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."
"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
Get the Jolson's Lawmug. When you see a hot girl with a complete douche bag; when a girl is dating someone many, many levels below her hotness level; when a cool girl dates a total loser.
Hudson's Law comes from Kate Hudson and her husband, Chris Robinson who is one ugly mother. But, he does make up for something for being the front man of a bad ass band."
"Man that girl is freaking smokin'."
"Yeah, but her boy friend plays magic and collects puss."
"Man, such an example of Bowen's Law."
"Man that girl is freaking smokin'."
"Yeah, but her boy friend plays magic and collects puss."
"Man, such an example of Bowen's Law."
by Bosephus August 3, 2006
Get the Hudson's Lawmug. Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.
Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?
by AListener May 31, 2019
Get the Taylor's Lawmug. More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug. An informal law of Internet discussions (mostly on blogs, but also extends to forums, Twitter conversations, email discussions and instant messaging debates) which states that when the topic is related to intelligent design, a commenter will inevitably mention the book "Signature in the Cell: DNA and the Evidence for Intelligent Design" by Stephen C. Meyer, which was published in 2009.
The speed at which the citation appears can be positively correlated with a high frequency of citation for books that fundamentally disagree with the core ideas in "Signature in the Cell", as well as the amount of time spent talking about the DNA code and information theory. In fact, any mention of the term "biological information" will act as a catalyst in this regard.
The identification of this law came after merciless online marketing by the Discovery Institute forced most of the world's intelligent design proponent population to purchase the book (or at least pretend to have read it).
The speed at which the citation appears can be positively correlated with a high frequency of citation for books that fundamentally disagree with the core ideas in "Signature in the Cell", as well as the amount of time spent talking about the DNA code and information theory. In fact, any mention of the term "biological information" will act as a catalyst in this regard.
The identification of this law came after merciless online marketing by the Discovery Institute forced most of the world's intelligent design proponent population to purchase the book (or at least pretend to have read it).
Commenter: "I notice you have made no comment regarding the new book Signature in the Cell by Stephen Meyer. That is probably just because you haven't had the time to read it."
Meyer's Law has been applied to the discussion from which the above comment was taken.
Meyer's Law has been applied to the discussion from which the above comment was taken.
by Naon Tiotami July 6, 2010
Get the Meyer's Lawmug. by SilentProtagonist January 22, 2021
Get the TomSka's Lawmug. Okafor’s law states that once a man has had a woman, he can have her again at any time, and a believer in the law puts it to a test with past girlfriends over a 21-day period.
by Kidzuu October 3, 2017
Get the Okafor’s Lawmug.