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Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.
Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."
by A Narcissist January 28, 2022
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Sara's Law

Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.
Omg Thaddeus does NOT pass Sara's Law.
by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022
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Andrians Law

Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.
To be a true gamer, you must know Andrians Law.
by Kalashnikov 47 June 26, 2021
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murphy's law

More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
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Meyer's Law

An informal law of Internet discussions (mostly on blogs, but also extends to forums, Twitter conversations, email discussions and instant messaging debates) which states that when the topic is related to intelligent design, a commenter will inevitably mention the book "Signature in the Cell: DNA and the Evidence for Intelligent Design" by Stephen C. Meyer, which was published in 2009.

The speed at which the citation appears can be positively correlated with a high frequency of citation for books that fundamentally disagree with the core ideas in "Signature in the Cell", as well as the amount of time spent talking about the DNA code and information theory. In fact, any mention of the term "biological information" will act as a catalyst in this regard.

The identification of this law came after merciless online marketing by the Discovery Institute forced most of the world's intelligent design proponent population to purchase the book (or at least pretend to have read it).
Commenter: "I notice you have made no comment regarding the new book Signature in the Cell by Stephen Meyer. That is probably just because you haven't had the time to read it."

Meyer's Law has been applied to the discussion from which the above comment was taken.
by Naon Tiotami July 6, 2010
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TomSka's Law

Anything you say online can and will be found by the person you said it about
Guy 1: I said something bad about an ex and now she's pissed
Guy 2: Ah, TomSka's law, you know?
by SilentProtagonist January 22, 2021
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Okafor’s Law

Okafor’s law states that once a man has had a woman, he can have her again at any time, and a believer in the law puts it to a test with past girlfriends over a 21-day period.
He put “okafor’s law” to the test and eventually hooked up with his ex again.
by Kidzuu October 3, 2017
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