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The Black Parade

The well known album of My Chemical Romance. According to Gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the The Patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. The penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.
Penguin Leader: You will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
Gerard: I beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
Mikey: word
Gerard: did you just say word?
Mikey: uh no...WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE
Penguin Leader: enough. you shall wither and die
Ray: Oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
Penguin Leader: HELP ME!
by Panic! its a penguin November 26, 2006
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black eye

1. Noun. A bruise that appears beneath or around the eye after sustaining impact from an external source.

2. Noun. A vehicle with two headlights, with one of those two not functioning.
1. That baseball that hit me in the eye yesterday gave me a black eye.

2. It's unsafe to drive at night with a black eye; get a new pair of headlights.
by TEP November 29, 2005
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Black bear

A handsome, genuine young man who gets a lot of ass
Girl A: Wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!
by Anonymousmatt March 4, 2016
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Black suits

Man, the black suits are gonna come and get you if you get out of line
by O-town Finest September 11, 2009
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Black Mail

The act of using previously attained or recently attained information, to make the victim do what you want or else you reveal this information that would affect them.
Lady : " I saw you having sex with Sheryl."

Guy : "What?! You did?!"

Lady : "Yep, So unless you have sex with me too, I'll tell."
- Lady is Fugly"
Guy : " You can't Black Mail me!"

Lady : "Orly? I have you on tape."

Guy : "Damn it, Fine."
by Anti-Cancer December 25, 2010
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black sunshine

black sunshine is another name for for the great and wonderfull mind bending LSD
by james bong October 11, 2003
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Black Rat

A Black Rat is a popular drink in Australia, made from a mix of Bundaberg Rum (Bundy) and Coke. Black Rats can be purchased in a pre-mixed form in either a can or bottle, or the traditional "mix it yourself" method using a bottle of Bundy and your own Coke.

The Black Rat has been categorised by the Australian Government as an alcho-pop, thus attracting a higher rate of tax than a standard Bundy & Coke. Thus, the Black Rat is often only affordable by the discerning, older drinker.
Miss, may I have 4 Black Rats please? One is for me, one is for my mate Kevin, and there's two for Maryanne, our Sheila.

In the rare event the bartender is unaware that Black Rat is Aussie slang for a Bundy and Coke, an explanation may be required. Usually the explanation draws an appreciative giggle as a response, acting as a catalyst for ongoing excellent service. Often with cries from the bartender, "Hey Mate, another four Black Rats?" Now that's service.
by Barry Mundy July 5, 2010
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