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junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
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Hockey

A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.
You play hockey? You must get all the girls!
by A hockey player September 16, 2020
mugGet the Hockeymug.

Hockey pucking

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.
Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.
by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017
mugGet the Hockey puckingmug.

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion
by Nigga Central October 5, 2023
mugGet the Jizz Hockeymug.

Hockey

The best sport ever invented which is played on ice where the goal it to shoot a small black puck into a net. (Extremely hard to do, but very fun. Also it's really cool to watch)
Normal person: Hey what's better than hockey?
Sane person: *silence"
by Mixtum June 15, 2023
mugGet the Hockeymug.

dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks
*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”
by pussy crust January 29, 2018
mugGet the dick hockeymug.

hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
mugGet the hockey hoemug.

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