A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may

The ultimate form of whomst've. If you get hit with this, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo.

Greg: @everyone
Fred: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may pinged!?

by A. RANDOMGUY October 14, 2021

Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

Lord, throw so brains from the heavens. (Or stones as long as he hits his mark)

1: Hitler was okay
2:Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

by Lord Mj May 26, 2022