Hand washing

a chinese term for sticking a finger inside a girl's vagina

guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?

guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.

guy 1: sweet!

by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010

hand prostitute

A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.

Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*

by Vince Noir February 17, 2008

hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 7, 2009

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 30, 2005

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

hand cheeks

two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.

"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"

by Johnny Clemz December 9, 2008

HAND RIGGER

A WOMAN WHO AGRESSIVELY MASTURBATES A MAN.

THAT CHICK LAST NIGHT WAS A REAL HAND RIGGER, HER ARM DIDN'T GET TIRED AT ALL!

by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009