Grand Rapids 

Nestled midway Between Chicago and Detroit this city is a ghetto. This is where the other cities export their loons.

Say Hi to all the hobos standing on Martin Luther King Junior Street literally begging for change. The federal Gov'ts plan to let the blacks work at half pace and pay for it with mass inflation is the epidemy of Grand Rapids. They literally increase your rent to subsidize the black caused inflation and it's still out of control.

Hey what's that ghetto over there? It's Grand Rapids!

Grand Rapids by Dave Covers January 6, 2024

grand sugar 

An endearment term for grand children

I love to spoil and snuggle my grand sugars!

grand sugar by Ms Austin March 13, 2024

grand fentynale 

Fentynale (pronounced like finale) is when someone ODs for their last time

I wish we had narcan instead of fire works at Brits grand fentynale… Fourth of July bbq ruined

grand fentynale by Salvester Darrah April 29, 2024

grand-putins 

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

grand-putins by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks

"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum

Grand platinum by ratlab June 18, 2024

Grand junction beef taco 

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

Grand junction beef taco by anonymous July 11, 2024

Grand Settler 

Term used to address a Catan player of the utmost stature.

A player who has a distinct vision of the game and is able to bend the board to his will.

Marc: Man how are these guys so good at Catan?? I can’t seem to get a break.
Akshay: They’re grand settlers what’d you expect?

Grand Settler by supremelordignacio July 18, 2024