Can be shortened to HF.
Similar to saying Happy Birthday.
I'm so glad today is Friday and am gonna have weekend off work!
Similar to saying Happy Birthday.
I'm so glad today is Friday and am gonna have weekend off work!
by Miss JRD July 28, 2012
Get the Happy Fridaymug. The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.
Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.
by NNBUME April 10, 2012
Get the Practical Fridaymug. The day after Thanksgiving in the US, and typially considered the busiest shopping day of the year. The term "black" is said to come from a large number companies that don't generate profits until that Friday, when they swing from the red into the black.
Disney exec: If we don't boost sales, we'll stay in the red and lose our bonuses!
Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black.
exec: Thank God for Black Friday!
Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black.
exec: Thank God for Black Friday!
by dhutch December 28, 2005
Get the black fridaymug. by veed January 4, 2009
Get the DGAF Fridaymug. First created by the Ancient Romans, it was a customary day of celebration known as "Ora Officium deis Veneris." The weekly celebration honors the 'rim job,' or the act of licking another's butthole. Rim Job parties are customary in more modern times, and have become more well known, especially during the past few years. The once weekly holiday has become a daily festivity: RJ Mondays, RJ Tuesdays, RJ Wednesdays, RJ Thursdays, RJ Saturdays, and RJ Sundays are now celebrated worldwide. The leader of the movement, under the alias "Imma Eshol" has transformed the once obscure holiday into a nationwide phenomenon. Barack Obama, current President of the United States, was quoted as saying of the holiday, "Yes, I love RJ Day, Fridays in particular. Nothing gets you going quite like someone eating your asshole. It's incredible."
Person 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.
by Imma Eshol April 16, 2009
Get the RJ Fridaymug. The day in which college students adorn themselves with flannel apparel for the purpose of kegging the shit out of the town.
Hey, what day is it?
It's flannel friday son! You better slap a flannel on your bitch ass before hitting the keg
It's flannel friday son! You better slap a flannel on your bitch ass before hitting the keg
by The wrecking crew October 5, 2012
Get the Flannel Fridaymug. The day after thanksgiving when there's a ton of Christmas sales.
Really, this is a stupid time to have "black friday" because you're so upset at your family for making your thanksgiving hell that you get them crap for Christmas and later feel guilty and regret it and have to go out and buy them something else the week before Christmas, when the stores are crowded with other people doing the exact same thing.
Really, this is a stupid time to have "black friday" because you're so upset at your family for making your thanksgiving hell that you get them crap for Christmas and later feel guilty and regret it and have to go out and buy them something else the week before Christmas, when the stores are crowded with other people doing the exact same thing.
"Aw, shoot, I got my aunt this ugly hair net for Christmas on Black Friday because she let her dog steal my turkey, but yesterday she sent me an early Christmas present so I feel bad. Back to the mall again... *sigh*"
by Mrdddddddddddddddddd July 28, 2008
Get the black fridaymug.