faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Farming

Making progress at a tremendous rate. Faster than eating, cooking, or slaying. In 2022 we said eating; i.e "ooo he ate" or "ate and left no crumbs. In 2023 we said cooking; i.e "let him cook" In 2024 say farming; i.e "she's farming" or "let him farm."

Oh my goodness! Nick, ur farming. Gatsby was really farming in his relationship with Daisy until he went to war.

by Daisy Buchanan-Gatsby November 30, 2023

Farmington Hills

A Person who farms for twitch clips, which can make them viral.

“Oh yea he’s Farmington hills”.

by Jish69 February 12, 2024

Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024