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Fake Friends 

Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.

Fake pizza 

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.
Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza
Fake pizza by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018
Someone who acts like your friend and to have your back but when shit happens they confess what you did when you’re not in their presence i.e. someone who only cares about themselves, weather consciously or not.
bro he wrote a witness statement against me instead of staying silent he is fake af
fake by bequeef January 12, 2019
Fake or a Fake person= is someone who acts like there all that who thinks there all that but never express there true-self around others and in the end all they do talk behind others people's back.
Man Mike blood you should have seen this dude Greg bro acting like he real he ain't nun but a Fake.
Fake by Thornton davis jr. March 29, 2019
Faieq is very hot and usually has one of the biggest dicks in his class or friend circle. He is very Loving and caring. He will never cheat on you and he is very hot. On the outside, Faieq is a skinny weak looking kid, but on the inside, he has the best personality a girl could wish for. When Faieq grows up, he will usually be a Doctor, or something along those lines, and he will be super buff and strong.
Wow, I love Faieq's personality!
Faieq by IAmTheLambSauce August 6, 2019
A metaphor specifically using the term "the fake" for the comparison of 2 (or more) things or people that are exactly the same but different.
Robert Pattinson is the fake Leonardo DiCaprio of this generation.

Texting in school is the fake passing notes in electronic form.

Mary-Kate is the fake Ashley, and Ashley is the fake Mary-Kate.

Daniel Craig is the fake Pierce Brosnan, who is the fake Timothy Dalton, who is the fake Roger Moore, who is the fake Sean Connery, who is the fake George Lazenby, who is the fake Sean Connery.
The Fake by Claybabe2k April 13, 2010