shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.

Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts

by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017

Zuck factor

The friction coefficient of one's asshole

Hey Jeff, what's the zuck factor today?

by Nv Willy bob November 17, 2025

Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.

by DarthShinji January 25, 2014

Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021

coker-factor

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals

'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025

Phui Factor

1. Phui Factor is a factor of safety applied to structural members. Buildings commonly use a factor of safety of 2.0 for each structural member. Where as when the Phui Factor is an applied safety factor of 8.0 for each structural member.
2. A term describing the structural capacity of a system far beyond the expected loads or actual loads.

3. The designing of an element to be more robust or extra featured than is deemed necessary for its primary application to be completed successfully.

4. To ensure a more than sufficient factor of safety, a more than sufficient functionality limit, or to overcome potential design errors that are considered acceptable for most users expectations.

The Phui Factor was applied when calculating these loads

by Don't Handle my Handle November 10, 2017